New Record

I've created a new world record yesterday.

Have you ever slept while standing?
Is that even possible?

Well, I did it!

5.45pm-ish.
From PJ to Klang.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! coz it'll give ur mom a major heart attack. xD

That's shows how tiring it is to travel to college everyday. Without a girlfriend. xD
I will attempt another record of walk sleeping. I know, sleepwalking is common. That's when walk while sleeping. Walk sleeping is u sleep, while u walk. Haha. All the best to me.

college college college...

This is my 1st post written in my college computer lab.
Today's schedule is so friggin packed. 9am til 5am. Now having some break time.
Looks like the days of waking up without the sun shining on me are over. Besides on weekends.

Hahaha.. Advice to form5 ppl this year. If u wana start coll, start on January. Coz by May, all the stuff u studied is gone down the drain. All my add maths karat d. SWT.

I had something interesteing i wanted to post.....but unfortunately i forgot d.
So.. til i remember, goodbye ppl!

VM in MV

Valley Mayhem in Mid Valley..

For the 1st time in my life i walked so much around MV.
I have t say the commitee members are pandais belaka coz they planned every checkpoint back n forth from north court to couth court; top floor to bottom floor.
Hence, they had this evil plan to kill ppl's legs.
And now, my legs are killing me. So weak and powerless. Like playing futsal oni. Lol.
Eventually my group ended up being 2nd. Though we tot we were the 1st. Cis. Oh well...

After all that mayhem, Jason Pang n I n Eu Jin's bro(i duno how to spell his name, sorry) went for lunch at chopstick noodle hse. Ate noodles of coz. Not worth the money we paid tho.

Then we went to the bowling alley. So friggin dark. And packed. Ended up not playing.
Went to the arcade instead. Played Daytona USA. Don got 1st. Damned. Then played other shooting games. Had so much fun there.

After that, they gang went to play pool. I wanted to go, but they left without me. So me n Don went to the guitar shop n got ourselves guitar picks.
I planned to go shopping. But didnt have anyone to teman me. Thus, no shopping.

Finshed everything, masuk bus back to klang. Omg if u were in that bus, u wud have cried unless u were as crazy as us. Everyone was so dam retarded. With all the noise, lil Joyce still manage to sleep so soundly. What a miracle. LOL.

My nicely styled hair looked like i just woke up when i reached Klang. Thanks to Mr. Don Desmond. And all the crazy girls in the bus. And also "Miss Clean"(u'll noe who izit if u were on the bus).

That's all folks.
Edwin, out.

Random music video reviews

Rihanna is getting uglier by the minute. Saw her new Umbrella video anot? Haiyo...

Gwen Stefani looks so hot in her new vid, 4 in the morning. Slurps.

FOB's new video.. The Carpal Tunnel of Love. Super violent wei! Lovely! Haha..

I dun like Kelly Clarkson's new song, Never Again. N she's getting fatter, again.

30 Seconds to Mars rocks! The Kill video is so chunted.

Attention please.
I am no longer using my digi number.
So please do not call me on that number k. Contact me through the maxis number.
Exception to some ppl. U noe who u are.

Liverpool 1 - 2 AC Milan

SADNESS!!!
Liverpool was obviously the better team this morning. Just lack of quality in front of goal. And i rili dont noe y Rafa Benitez put Bolo Zenden in the starting line up. What a screw up.

AC Milan was lucky with their 1st goal. Inzaghi was trying to avoid Pirlo's free kick which hit him by accident and the ball deflected into the goal.

The 2nd goal was a quality goal from Inzaghi. What a cool finishing. Boo to Liverpool's defence at that time. Everyone didn't make the effort to tackle of intercept. They were standing there as if hypnotized. Weird.

Liverpool's consolation goal came in the 88th min from Dirk Kuyt. I was hoping for a come back. But deep down i know that it was just too lil too late.

Oh well, I won't be a sore loser that the ref blew the whistle before time ended etc.
Congratulations to AC Milan.

But remember, Liverpool will back next season, stronger. With a fitter Harry Kewell. Rawk on! xD

Liverpool - AC Milan

So much for You'll Never Walk Alone, I'm watching alone, again, like I always do. Haha..
Harry Kewell will prove why it's printed no.7 on the back of his jersey.
The Reds will wipe out the balck stripes on Rossoneri, again!
3 hours to the match. Time to get some sleep!
Goodnight folks!

1st day of college

Its been a long time since i woke up without seeing the sun.
I woke up at 5.30am. Eat, shit, bathe etc.
Left the hse at 6.20am to klg bus station.
Took the bus to Asia Jaya, PJ.
Walk alil to the LRT station. Waited for the feeder bus there.
After like 30 minutes, bus arrived.
Reached UTAR around 8.00am.
Queue up like a dog for so long.
At last got in the hall for briefing and all.
Blah blah blah..
Go makan lunch.
Got talk again. Bla bla bla...
Left there at 4.30pm.
Reach home at 5+.
Eat and then sleep.
Then go play football. Sucked.
Mandi, watch Idol finale. Suckiest of all finals.
Makan, watch heroes, and here i am now.
Dull eh? Life goes on.
Gay on~

Tagged by Jenna

Layer One : On The Outside

Name - Edwin Lester Tan (no chinese name folks)

Birth date - 3rd August 1990

Current Status - Single & Available & Choosy?

Eye Colour - Boring Black

Hair Colour - Pure Black

Righty or Lefty - Rightee

Layer Two : On The Inside

Your Heritage - Chinese

Your Fears - Height, Failure, Losing the ppl i love

Your Weakness - Bad temper, Paranoid, Crazy, Annoying

Your Perfect Pizza - Mrs. Sara Bernardi's! (my italian host mom)

Layer Three : Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

Your Thoughts First Waking Up - Mana fon aku?

Your Bedtime - Very random

Your Most Missed Memory - High school <3

Layer Four : Your Picks

Pepsi or Coke - Taste the same to me. Either will do.

McDonald's or Burger King - McD

Single or Group Dates - Depends on which group.

Adidas or Nike - Three Stripes

Tea or Nestea - Nestea

Chocolate or Vanilla - Vanilla

Cappucino or coffee - Cappucino

Layer Five : Do You...

Smoke - Nope

Curse - Yea, most of the fucking time?

Take a shower - duh...

Have a crush - im not sure, really.

Think you've been in love - Yup

Go to school - Currently, no.

Want to get marry - Of coz. No bachelor for life for me.

Believe in yourself - Of coz! I rock!

Think you're a health freak - Not really

Layer Six - In The Past Month

Drank alcohol - yeah

Eaten sushi - yeah

Dyed your hair - nope

Layer Seven : Have You Even...

Played A Stripping Game - kinda.. nawh..

Changed Who You Were To Fit In - Yeah. Big mistake.

Layer Eight : Age You're Hoping

To Be Married - In my mid 20's

For a - happy life will do.

Layer Nine : In a Girl / Guy

Best Eye Colour - Any colour as long as its not white

Best Hair Colour - Brownish redish black

Short hair or Long Hair - Long(girl), Short(guy).. Hahahah!!

Layer Ten : What Were You Doing

1 min ago - Posing in front mirror. xD

1 Hour ago - Eating breakfast

4.5 Hours ago - Sleeping, Dreaming

1 month ago - In SJ, playing God of War, Pro Evo Soccer.. foosball/pool...

1 year ago - Worrying that Gurmeet will cut my hair in school. Studying.

Layer Eleven : Finish the sentence

I love - MYSELF; shopping; eating; sleeping; football; my future gf/wife <33

I feel - horny...duno y. xD

I hate - injury, dial up internet, someone.

I hide - my sadness.

I miss - my babyface & the days being loaded.

I need - money & love & entertainment & friends.

Layer Twelve : Tag Five People

I dunno who to tag la. If you're reading this, you have just been tagged. And make sure you do it k.

Pain with no gain?

Yesterday...15th May.
As usual, played football at Taman Rakyat.
Me and Suren were running top speed for the ball. The ball was bouncing. I got there 1st, jumped and volleyed the ball. Suren, was unable to brake in time, came crashing right after i kicked the ball, in the air. Thus, I was sent rolling on the concrite.
This is the worst injury of my football career.
Pictures of the tragedy...

My right knee..2 wounds

Left knee...1 minor wound
My left palm...bruise and scratches

Right arm...1 severe,1 minor,many scratches

Right hip...1 quite severe wound

There were actually a few more wounds, but at certain-particular-cannot-be-shown-to-public parts. LOL.

Moral of the story... Pray hard. Nothing else u can do coz malang tidak berbau... and its unavoidable.

IF ONLY

if only my hair is straight.
if only my teeth are white n straight.
if only i have V shape body.
if only i have 8 pacs.
if only im taller.
if only my eyes arent sepet.
if only my nose isnt flat.
if only im alil more muscular.
if only i could run faster.
if only i had better stamina.
if only i could shoot the ball with my left leg.
if only i dun have fat thighs.
if only i had more frens.
if only i wasnt so lazy.
if only i have dimples.
if only im alil less tan.
if only i dun have stagefright.
if only i have australian accent.
if only my voice could be one note higher, at least.
if only i could get rid of my sinus prob.
if only the world was a better place.
if only there isnt racism.
if only i'd be thankful with what i have.
if only i complained less.
IF ONLY.

reality check

After 6months+ of laziness..
I'm starting college next week!
UTAR. not UNITAR. Uni Tunku Abd Rahman.
I'm so gona die.
Gotta wake up 5 hours earlier than usual.
Stress is back.
Wish me luck.
N pray for me.

not the best of days...

Woke up early morning just to check the JPA scholarship result. Waited for an hour to enter the damn site. Server down. Dammit.

Check again in the afternoon. Didnt get the scholarship. Thx to those who prayed for me and those well wishes. I kinda expect i wont get it, considering my not good enuf results. Life goes on.

Then a friend suddenly said "i kinda hate u". My mouth is my worst enemy. Always offending ppl. Gotta break that habit. Apologised. Forgiven, I think.

Went to play football. Ankle got swollen even worse.

Came back. Annoyed that same friend again. Fuck myself. Gah. Apologised, again. No reply.

Arvin said i had to translate my certs into english for ASEAN scholarship. Checked n realised i didnt. Mum overlooked it. Cant blame her. My fault oso. There goes my final hope of getting a scholarship.

I'm not asking for any sympathy k.
Goodnight, people.

Golden

How cruel is the golden rule?
When the lives we lived were only golden plated
And I knew that the lights of the city were too heavy for me
Though I carried karats for everyone to see

And I saw God cry in the reflection of my enemies
And all the lovers with no time for me
And all of the mothers raise their babies
To stay away from me

Tongues on the sockets of electric dreams
When the sewage of youth drowned the spark of my teens

And I knew that the lights of the city were too heavy for me (too heavy for me)
Though I carried karats for everyone to see (everyone to see)

And I saw God cry in the reflection of my enemies
And all the lovers with no time for me
And all of the mothers raise their babies
To stay away from me
And pray that they don't grow up to be me

The Road Not Taken, yet..

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry i could not travel both
And be one traveller, long i stood
And look down as far as i could
To where it bent in the undergrowth.........

1st road ~ Universiti Tunku Abdul Rahman (UTAR)
2nd road ~ Universiti Teknologi Malaysia (UTM)

Which is the better choice?
I need advice from seniors.

However, I know the best would be...
JPA Scholarship to Germany!!!
Results will be out this week.
Pray for me.

History short notes

A message to those who are sitting for SPM this year.
I have Form4 n Form5 history short notes (which i find very useful).
I have offered some ppl. Some already have it. and some are too lazy to have it.
So if u want it, let me know.
Btw, i only got one copy wic is the one i used last year.

LIVERPOOL POWER!!!

LIVERPOOL IS THROUGH TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALS!!!

You will never walk alone!!!

To all Chelsea supporters... Better luck next time.

Eventhough Liverpool only won through penalties, they deserved it. Liverpool was the better team throughout the whole game. Dirk Kuyt's header rattled the bar. And he had a disallowed goal, which was a bad decision by the linesman. And there were many more several attempts that made Mr. Jose Mourinho a.k.a. the self-aclaimed Special One get a heart attack.

Cheers to Daniel Agger for scoring that superb goal. Great first timer, smashing the ball into the net, leaving Abang Petr Cech helplessly beaten. The Liverpool Dagger stabbed the hearts of Chelsea fans. LOVELY!!

One more hero of the day, Mr. Pepe Reina who saved the penalties and a threatening shot by Didier Drogba, the ruthless bull.

ONCE AGAIN.....

LIVERPOOL BEAT CHELSEA

I can hear Rafa Benitez singing You'll Never Walk Alone.

While Jose Mourinho is singing Stamford Bridge is Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down...

xD