EdwiN LesteR

based on a true story

Friday, November 20, 2009

Rawjer.

Today dad asked me :
- This guy replied me Roger when i asked him to do something. What's Roger?

In military communications, Roger means I have received all of the last transmission.

Which also reminds me of the hilarious scene in Ice Age 3! :):)
That happens when you don't watch enough television, kids!

Friday, November 13, 2009

FFK

Fucked up players last minute withdrawal from the team. o0o

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Sexy Bitch - David Guetta ft. Akon

I recently heard from a friend, that a mutual friend who has a male dog, trained it to pee sitting down. Hi friend, I'm updating my blog at last eh? :)

Anyways, general knowlegde - male dogs pee with 1 leg up ; female, bitches pee sitting. So this mutual friend actually didn't want the male dog to "mark its spot" each time nature calls. Hence, the dog is trained to pee like a bitch. Lol i love constructing such sentences.

My point, why do you wanna change the nature of oneself? Why don't just get a bitch instead right?

Next time you've a son you take him for a gender change because your afraid he might mix with the wrong people and become a criminal, for example. Then your son is now a girl but ur afraid she might be a victim of the dangerous raping outside world. Thus just change the gender and leave the penis on. No more worries.

So random. So boredom. Hahah. =)