Cause I'm leaving on a jetplane, dont know when I'll be back again.

the name's edwin lester tan.

Without a chinese name.
And I'm a banana (half, and getting lesser).
But I'm purely 100% chinese.
And my parents can speak chinese.
My tanned skin and my name often confuse people about my race.

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FAQs
"What's your chinese name?" Tan.
"Why you don't have a chinese name?" Cause I'm born in England?
"Then why do you have two english names?" Two is better than one - Boys like Girls.

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Come to think of it, it'd be a pain in the ass to fill up forms if I had a chinese name =)

Laughter's the best medicine.

On a freaking boring day, such as today, and every other day, the only thing we need is some humour. And that's why, on the eighth day, the good Lord created YouTube (or did He create Japan instead).

YouTube has Nigahiga, the funnyguy and by making things funnier, broke his new Nexus One in the latest post.

Then, they have wannabe singers, and the hilarious sarcastic comments. (the reason why i dont post vids of me singing)
example: idiots like you are the reason bombs exist.

Ok, maybe they're not funny to you. Pwned!