Irresistable

"My name is ___, I have nothing to offer, so please don't vote for me."

You're in an annual general meeting. There's this guy who's suppose to give a speech for the chairman's post. He's wearing shorts and flip flops, and presents you a speech like the above.

Do you vote for him?

They did. And I'm elected Sports Club Chairman.

Self-downgraded myself to vice though, again. Lol. I'm irresistable, no?

Enjoyy~