stuck

Ever felt young and old at the same time?
I just started university pursuing a degree in engineering. I finish this, start work d. omg
I'm just 17+ turning 18 this august oni. I'm mofo-ing underage la. haih..
Time to nerd.

Much better, Jade? =D

more kills, less deaths. iceworld me fav map:)

CS online

I'm currently having my semester break. 3weeks. Kinda boring, so my new indulgence, CS online. Dam syok. This is one of my best scoreline.

kukubird(terrorist) Score 39. Deaths 26. Map awp_map_32b. Enjoy~ XD

sumthn to smile about today :)

A husband and wife decided they needed to use 'code' to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, 'Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter'.

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, 'Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter.' The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, 'Tell daddy that he can type that letter now.'

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, 'Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.'