Kisah benar.

Semalam, pergi makan malam.
Meja di belakang, aku nampak ada kunci kereta.
Nampak perempuan dekat kaunter tgh bayar.
Cepat2 ambil bagi dia. Dia cakap thank you.
Jalan balik ke meja, nampak ada beg lagi bawah meja. Haih.
Cepat2 ambil bagi dia dgn keluarga dia. Mereka cakap thank you lagi:)

Sangat gembira Tuhan telah menggunakan aku untuk melakukan perkara baik untuk org lain.
Kawan2.. Lain kali hati2 dgn barang2 anda. Kalau tidak, aku ambil. xD

noob.

A few days back, a friend asked me who's Donald Trump. The rich and famous CEO of Trump Organization and also the main man in the reality TV show The Apprentice.

Yesterday, one classmate asked what's a vagina. Before that he asked what language is it in and the translation of it.

wtf

Eh babi dun add me and then when i ask who're u, u say duno, u added me wan.
No life izit?

oh irony.

I don't know what I did but I'm really sorry..

What does that suppose to mean? So much for your sincerity.