Of toilet and length?

Well.. i got the idea of writing tis after reading Edmund's blog. LOL.

It happened in college. When the lecturer gav us a 5 mins break. Hence, all go toilet rite?

So i was like waiting for a cubicle in the toilet lah.
Then walked in PeiFung n Jackson. they were talking like normal lah.
So they went to the yknw, boys toilet got the common standing pee pee place rite? They stood beside each other still talkin. N then..

Jackson: wahh... urs big hor(in chinese)..
PeiFung: biasa..
Jackson: wahh... wat u eat arr become so big??
Edwin is >_<"-ing at the side..
Jackson finishes n washed his hands.
Then walked to PeiFung who was still peeing.
Jackson: wah..really big larh.

Edwin suddenly din have the mood to pee anymore.
SWT to the max!!

EQ

Your EQ is 147
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

SoNgS!!

Check out my music box here on the side bar.
Most of it.. U fellas probly havent heard b4.
Well.. just hav a listen and comment bout the songs aite?!
Thanks!!

Goodnight folks :)

Guess who's back

Yes people!
Mr. Ong/OGAWA is back.
He might not be my lecturer anymore..
But he's my tutor teacher! Woots!
Missed his idiotic smiles and stupid stunts.

Hahahah.. This was wat happened earlier this week.
Jacho Tan, is lucky drawed and hence he had to present the maths assignment.. represent the whole class. He was doin a question on trigonometry(solving triangles).
So.. Mr Ogawa asked him a tricky question.
Jacho was so scared n nervous. Couldnt explain properly.

Ogawa: SO, do u all want this type of maths lecturer to teach u? *sarcastic*
A voice from behind the class: Well, at least he doesnt jump around and stand on the table.
Ogawa -_-" and looked to Edwin straight away, tells in chinese,"u'll die at 11am".

And that was the moment i found out he was gona take over our lecture. Whee!
Good to have u back babeh!
XD

of downness.

1. Nowadays alot rain falling down.
2. Becoz of rain, stupid internet server oso down.
3. I'm feeling down - perempuan punye pasal.. bile hujan x blh main bola.. physics exam,screwed big time.. bodoh ipod video converter.. nx week again exam..

SWT

Maths

As u all know.. To get a girl, its all abt money and time right? In sets, if AND, u multiply ; OR, u add. Hence...

Girls = (Money)(Time)....................1

Then, u know that time is money.

Time = Money..................2

Put equation 2 into 1.

Girls = Money x Money
= (Money)^2

A wise man once said, money is the root of all evil.

Money = (Evil)^1/2

And so...

Girls = (Evil^1/2)^2

Girls = Evil

Goodbye Mr Ogawa

The only lecturer that stands on the table while teaching.
The only lecturer that calls ppl by the color of their tshirt.
The only lecturer that ever kutuk me so teruk.
The only lecturer that is over excited when teaching.
The only lecturer that uses words like kanasai, goddamn, what the hell, idiot etc etc..
The only lecturer that smiles like an idiot.
The only lecturer that doesnt wear formal.
The only lecturer that jumps around like a monkey because the microphone is making weird sounds.
The only lecturer that always syok sendiri.
The lecturer that i kacau most.
The lecturer that is sexist.
The lecturer that derived the equation GIRLS=EVIL
The lecturer that PMS because another hot lecturer is getting married.
The lecturer that reminds u of ur high school by imitating ur cikgu.
The lecturer that kutuks other lecturers.
The lecturer that call me the beach boy, Mr. UTAR bus and recently, Miss Leong's Best Fren.

And this week will be my final class with him coz he's leaving to Kampar campus.
DAMN! So gonna miss him.

*...bertemu dan berpisah adat manusia biasa.. hilang di mata tapi di hati tidak lupa....*

Of durians, durians and durians..

It's that time of the year again.
Where you can fart all you want without ppl noticing..as long as its a silencer.
Coz there's only one smell in the air.
It's the DURIAN season! Woots!
Yummy yummy! Lol.

U call urself a Malaysian when u dun like durians?? Boo ya.

Haha.. But of all the durians i've eaten rite.. The best is the kunyit.. something lidat. Duno wat's the real name. It's superb.
Small seed, sweet and bitter-ish. Perfect.

Enjoy~

laziness

i've got so many stories to tell...
so many things to complain about...
and so much free time...
but no motivation to type it out.
laziness is taking over.
goodbye folks.

Classic Definition & Cool Meanings in New Dictionary.

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16. Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26. Father: A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after…

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Age is not just a number, apparently.

In a boy girl relationship, the boy have to be older/same age with the girl?
Why is that? I seriously don't get it.
People keep saying that age is just a number.
But in the real world, it's not, right?
See Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Lovely couple, eventhough she's so much older than him.
Well, it depends on the individual.
I wouldn't want a girl who's like so much older than me too. But 1 or 2 years difference? Ok lo. As long as there's LOVE. No?
Oh well.. nothing personal. Just being random due to boredom.

Folks, enjoy~

Of an English Lecturer and grammar..

My frens' group had a presentation the other day.
So after that they had some sorta quiz/games.
So, u're given a root word n must change it to past tense.
Hence, for fun, we decided to test the lecturer.
Here's how it went.

Friend: Ok teacher, just take out 1 piece of paper outta the box n change it to past tense k.
Edwin: Ahem.. See see teacher wrong pulak. Hahahah!
Teacher: Edwin, what did u say???
Edwin: Haha.. Ntg ntg.. Lalala.. xD
Teacher: (takes out paper n looked for awhile) Wait i think..
Edwin: (in heart:dun tell me she duno pulak..)
Teacher: Err..kk.. The word's shoot. So just add the "-ed"..

Hence, the past tense of SHOOT, is SHOOTED! WTF?!
Even my Cina frens who's english are shitty to the max oso know that it's SHOT! WTF...
Lolx. I told her the answer later on, she just nodded, feeling stupid.

>_<""""

Long John Silver sux. Never ever eat there. Wasting my money siots. Dun sue me k?

Yesterday i went to midvalley with my college frens. Went shopping for formal clothes.
Went topshop but cudnt find any that i rili like. Sadness...
In the end, bought 1 shirt from seed. Kinda regret now. But nvm la.

I wana buy the Guess watch i saw yesterday..
I wana buy a new pair of futsal shoes..
I wana buy more formal shirts..
I wana buy a tracker's cap..
I wana buy boxers..

Edwin is now facing financial constraint.
Sponsors pls? xD